Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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