Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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