you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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