Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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