I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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