You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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