Dual....:-)
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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