I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
God, I missed his penis.
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