Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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