Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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