I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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