Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Just high enough for therapy.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
