whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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