i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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