Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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