I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he was CRYING into my vagina
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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