Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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