Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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