How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
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