I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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