My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I think people are normalizing furries
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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