Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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