So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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