Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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