i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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