a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
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