its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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