i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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