I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
It's no shave November. This is our time.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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