I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
