Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Randomize
