I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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