windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
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