That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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