I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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