thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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