real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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