it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I love you. Go after that dick
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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