ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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