I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
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