I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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