we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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