idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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