Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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