Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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