She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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