who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Found your dick twin last night
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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