I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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