I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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