I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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