grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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